[Funny][English] How to use Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu against a bear?

Step 1: Wait for the bear to make a move.
Step 2: When it attacks, duck and shoot in.
Step 3: Take its back.
Step 4: It won't be able to reach you with its short arms.
Step 5: Go for rear-naked choke.
Step 6: When the bear passes out, it will fall forward. You did it!
Step 7: (important) Now snap out of your fantasy and realize you died somewhere around step 2 :)).